|I personally believe
||[Apr. 2nd, 2007|03:14 pm]
That while it's a narcissistic, self-centered, arrogant, and above all redundant thought, one day I'm going to be the opposite of what I am right now, and my kids are gonna be saying "But Mommmmm, you're old, you don't understand me, you don't know what I'm going through!"|
And I'm going to go get a picture of fifteen-year-old me with my blue mohawk, facial piercings, striped socks, and red stilettos
And show my kids
And then I will kiss their cheeks, ruffle their (prolly pink) hair, and tell them,
"I've been through fucking all of it, smartass. Now get your skankass back into bed and stop mouthing off or I swear to God I will hike my soccer mom sweatpants up and give you a righteous kick in the ass!"
-A note from the "Please Tie Shelby's Tubes Before She Can Breed" Committee.